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My friends, my loved ones,
For the next two months, I must wear, from morning to night, this magnificent anti-fuck-me-boot!
Since I am not teaching this year and comfortably sitting at my desk working on my novel, the moment is well chosen to try to heal my capsulitis the natural way, meaning by a complete immobilization.
I hate the look and am saddened to not be able to take nice walks on Monkland Avenue, sit at a café to write and buy some groceries at Maître Boucher, but I prefer this solution to wearing a foot orthosis, which truth be told, would never fit in my beautiful shoes, or to go through an operation where I would risk contracting one of the many bacteria hanging around the hospitals!
Unfortunately, the decrease in my movements only increases the dimensions of my behind and contributes to the copious stuffing of my muffin top!
My friends, my loved ones, much courage for the crazy Christmas shopping race, good holiday planning and I will write to you on December 31st with my 2020 predictions!
Kisses,
Diane